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# The Syria Files

Thursday 5 July 2012, WikiLeaks began publishing the Syria Files – more than two million emails from Syrian political figures, ministries and associated companies, dating from August 2006 to March 2012. This extraordinary data set derives from 680 Syria-related entities or domain names, including those of the Ministries of Presidential Affairs, Foreign Affairs, Finance, Information, Transport and Culture. At this time Syria is undergoing a violent internal conflict that has killed between 6,000 and 15,000 people in the last 18 months. The Syria Files shine a light on the inner workings of the Syrian government and economy, but they also reveal how the West and Western companies say one thing and do another.

## some mathematical calculations --

Released on 2012-07-18 08:00 GMT

Email-ID | 2097701
Date | 2010-10-20 02:42:04
From | sam@alshahba.com
To | l.omar@mopa.gov.sy

ROMANCE_MATHEMATICS:
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man+dumb woman = affair
Dumb man+smart woman = marriage
Dumb man+dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE_ARITHMETIC
Smart boss+smart employee = profit
Smart boss+dumb employee = production
Dumb boss+smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss+dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING_MATH
A man will pay $200 for a$100 item he needs.
A woman will pay$100 for a $200 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL_EQUATIONS_&_STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a lot.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY_TO_CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION_TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW_TO_STOP_PEOPLE_FROM_BUGGING_YOU_ABOUT_GETTING_MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling,
telling me, 'You're next.'
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.